WebKittyn Warbles

For the Gotard, this one's been around a long time.

Sunshine go away today,
I don't feel much like dancin'
Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life
Don't know what he's askin'

He tells me I'd better get in line,
Can't hear what he's sayin'
When I grow up, I'm gonna make it mine
These ain't dues I been payin'

How much does it cost? I'll buy it.
The time is all we've lost. I'll try it.
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine.

Sunshine go away today,
I don't much like dancin'
Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life
Don't know what he's askin'

Working starts to make me wonder where,
Fruits of what I do are going
He says in love and war, all is fair
He's got cards he ain't showin'

How much does it cost? I'll buy it.
The time is all we've lost. I'll try it.
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine

Sunshine, come on back another day
I promise you I'll be singin'
This old world she's gonna turn around,
Brand new bells'll be ringin'

Short, to the point, does the trick.

FREEZE! SHOOT TO KILL OR DIE
Today he has no means, he's alone and anonymous
But written in his cells he has got the marks og the genius
I'm looking for this man to sell him to other men
To sell him to other men at ten times the price at least
I'm looking for this man who knows the rules of the game
Who's able to forget them to realize my aim
I'm looking for this man to make us rich and famous

One - You lock the target
Two - You bait the line
Three- You slowly spread the net
And four - You catch the man

Yah, yah, go ahead and laugh. I've heard it before. What can I tell ya, it's the same ski trip story in the dying days of disco. This was grand music to flirt by. Viva la eye contact.

Sugar, sugar

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know

His heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last he's got this girl home
Relax baby now we are alone

They wake at dawn 'cos all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other neither one's complaining
He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
just let me know
Just reach out and touch me
If you really want me
just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
just come on and tell me so

i heard a girl one day - she had these
long tight legs
she said "i get it every night, he calls
me everyday"
he'll leave you back and blue - he'll rip
you right in two
then wake up in the morning and say "who
the hell are you?"
and then she turned to me and said "we
know you, tell us some secrets honey we
won't say a word"

but i say nothing, i talk to no-one
i know what i believe, don't need to wear
it on my sleeve
i talk to no-one, i will say nothing
if we come and go alone why do they need
to know ?

the boy who's always mad just alone
and sad
he holds my hand so tightly he says
"go away i'm bad
i'll lave you black and blue
i'll rip you right in two,
but it is just because i do not know
how to be true.
that's why i sometimes stand alone at
parties
that's why i drink so i'll be who they think i am"

but don't say nothing, don't talk to no-one
i'm not what they believe and if they find
out they will leave
don't talk to no-one just don't say nothing
if we come and go alone why to they need
to know

arcades - all those endless days of all
those sci-fi slaves
the noise was just a drag until you
said "close your eyes and listen
'cause it's singing for you
it's swinging just for you
it's screaming just for you

there is a place somewhere
sometimes you'll find me there
if i am alone i will be sitting on the
stairs
i'll be good as new, of one of the
lonely few
who's laughing at the joke and as i
leave i laugh for you

and i will say nothing...

Perhaps it's because the first time I ever heard this song I was on a school ski trip in Vermont and well, you all know what goes in at ski lodges, all that grog and all.. So this song has always brought to mind visions of a roaring fireplace, bottle of bubbly and amor.

When I get home, babe
Gonna light your fire
All day, I've been thinkin' about you, babe
You're my one desire

Gonna wrap my arms around you
Hold you close to me
Oh, babe, I wanna taste your lips
I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah

I don't what I'd do without you, babe
Don't know where I'd be
You're not just another lover
No, you're everything to me

Everytime I'm with you, baby
I can't believe it's true
When you're layin' in my arms
And you do the things you do

You can see it in my eyes
I can feel it in your touch
You don't have to say a thing
Just let me show how much

Love you, need you, yeah

I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in

Stay with me, lay with me
Holding me, loving me, baby
Here with me, near with me
Feeling you close to me, baby

So show me, show me ev'rything you do
'Cause baby, no one does it quite like you

Love you, need you, oh babe

I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in

This is a big one.

I been in a cave
For forty days
Only a spark
To light my way
I wanna give out
I wanna give in
This is our crime
This is our sin

But I still believe
I still believe
Through the pain
And the grief
Through the lives
Through the storms
Through the cries
And through the wars
Oh, I still believe

Flat on my back
Out at sea
Hopin' these waves
Don't cover me
I'm turned and tossed
Upon the waves
When the darkness comes
I feel the grave

But I still believe
I still believe
Through the cold
And through heat
Through the rain
And through the tears
Through the crowds
And through the cheers
Oh, I still believe

I'll march this road
I'll climb this hill
Upon on my knees if I have to
I'll take my place
Up on this stage
I'll wait 'til the end of time
for you like everybody else

I'm out on my own
Walkin' the streets
Look at the faces
That I meet
I feel like I Like I want to go home
What do I feel
What do I know

But I still believe
I still believe
Through the shame
And through the grief
Through the heartache
Through the tears
Through the waiting
Through the years

For people like us
In places like this
We need all the hope
That we can get
Oh, I still believe

We go waiting for the stars
To come showering down
From Moscow to Mars
Universe falling down

You got to look real hard
There's a fiery star
Hidden out there somewhere
Not the satellite of love
But a laser
Shooting out it's shiny tongue there

God is love, God is war
TV-preacher tell me more
Father help me am I pure?
As pure as pure as heaven
Sent you money sent you flowers
Could I worship you for hours
In whose hands are we anyway?

We go waiting for the stars
To come showering down
From Moscow to Mars
Universe falling down

You got to look real hard
Is it in your heart?
Yeah it's in there somewhere
The power wrapped in your palm
Show it to me
Hit them with your wrath and thunder

What's your pleasure?
Tell it to me
How did he know?
Show your beauty
In you somewhere, somewhere in me
Pure as pure as heaven
Sent you money sent you flowers
Could I worship you for hours
In whose hands are we anyway?
Yeeha

Rolling along through a rose coloured glow
The city looks pretty in pink
Armageddon is here!

Did you ever have a lover
Leave you for another
And take take your love
and kisses for granted
Never to discover
War is not the answer
Leave you only disenchanted

God is love, God is war
TV-preacher tell me more
Father help me am I pure?
As pure as pure as heaven
Sent you money sent you flowers
Could I worship you for hours
In whose hands are we anyway?

We go waiting for the stars
To come showering down
From Moscow to Mars
Universe falling down

- Erasure, "Star"

Contrary to rumour, I do possess the ability to laugh.

Funny: Denis Leary
Not Funny: Jack Black

Funny: Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo
Not Funny: Austin Powers

Funny: Two and a Half Men
Not Funny: Will and Grace

Funny: David Letterman
Not Funny: Conan O'Brien

Funny: The Jerky Boys
Not Funny: Crank Yankers

Funny: South Park
Not Funny: Friends

Just a few.