WebKittyn Warbles

I've seen this on so many blogs. I guess I never thought there would be any great demand to read 100 pointless things about me. But while I was sitting here the other night I read a really interesting list while lurking blogs and I started jotting down random things.

Soon it grew and I struggled a whole lot after 70 but I managed to come up with 100 useless things about me! Do I expect another living soul to actually read this? No, no I do not. It just flowed so I went with it.

(entry has been backdated so it doesn't show up on the main page, people don't need forced exposure to 100 useless things about me - actually posted 11/8/2005).

1. Every decision I make and action I take is based on emotion.
2. I enjoy being alone. Genuinely enjoy it.
3. I hate sitcoms and romance dreck like Desperate Houseskags.
4. I eat hot cocoa mix dry and out of the packet.
5. I love all things British.
6. I can't stand Family Guy, don't think it's funny at all.
7. I smoke weed but have never tried anything stronger than hash in my life.
8. I haven't made a wise decision in 5 years.
9. I'd love to be a published novelist.
10. I have high expectations on myself and others.
11. Conversation matters more to me than sex.
12. I'm a true Pisces in every sense.
13. My all-time favourite TV show was the A-Team.
14. I took 7 years of Latin in high school and remember nothing of it.
15. I have a thing for the Priest look, the all black with white collar.
16. My father is a rare book dealer, my best friends have always been books.
17. I never learned how to ride a bicycle.
18. I rarely find comedy movies funny.
19. I've always wanted to be walking in the woods somewhere and discover a dead body.
20. My main life regret is not becoming an FBI Profiler or coroner.
21. The only males sharing my bed have 4 legs and say 'meow.'
22. I miss Justin.
23. I want to have sex in a cemetery under a full moon at midnight with a man in black.
24. I love Maine, I wish I lived in Maine.
25. I don't like anime.
26. I want to learn Russian, I think it's sexy.
27. I "give" songs to people. All important people in my world have their songs.
28. I'm a people reader. An accurate one.
29. I love to cook, I make a wicked lasagna.
30. I used to be a staunch conservative.
31. I buy too many domains.
32. I tend to start things I never finish.
33. There is one person in the world and only one that I genuinely hate.
34. I follow Dark Zen.
35. The perfect date for me would be driving around haunted places.
36. I like flannel on men.
37. Money used to matter, I've gotten strangely Bohemian.
38. I like being scared.
39. I tend to trust the wrong people.
40. I don't like anything easy.
41. I love to curl up under a fuzzy blanket and watch movies all day/night.
42. I love snow and cold weather. Hate the Summer.
43. I always wished I could draw or paint.
44. I fully support gay marriage.
45. I enjoy watching the British Parliament on CSpan, they yell and laugh. The Japanese, too.
46. I would die before I ate sushi.
47. I like girlie drinks with umbrellas and fruit.
48. I like to BBQ in Winter.
49. I don't miss not being married.
50. I have a strong personality that sometimes takes getting used to.
51. I like dark hair, eyes and voice. That's what I look for first on the outside.
52. I love watching golf, hockey and baseball but I really love golf.
53. I hated Sex in the City.
54. I didn't care when Princess Diana died.
55. I support medical marijuana.
56. I've never shared all of myself with anyone.
57. The types of men I'm attracted to are never the ones who would approach me.
58. I really want to go on a Zen retreat on Mt. Tremper.
59. I have a lot of regrets over things I did in the past I haven't reconciled with yet.
60. I love lemurs.
61. It's been a long time since I've felt anyone was genuinely interested in my mind.
62. I like to say 'fuck' and 'fucken' a lot.
63. I hated Friends.
64. Russell Crowe makes my stomach turn.
65. I have a major life-long thing for Al Pacino, Rutger Hauer, Sam Neill and Liam Neeson.
66. I watch Caillou on PBS Kids.
67. If I were a gay man I would stalk Nathan Lane.
68. I was brought down to the cave where David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam) used to meet
with his Satanic pals and left there by my friends who found it terribly funny.
69. I like kinky creative open minds.
70. Someone once told me I wasn't worth the 'walk on the fire' to get. That hurt me.
71. I love politics, I get off on politics.
72. Having oral sex performed on me has no allure to me at all. Back off.
73. I hate monkeys.
74. I don't like mean people, I always went after the bullies. I don't like mean people.
75. I think Teletubbies are really really funny after I smoke a bowl.
76. I love the holidays, I work hard to match the right gift to the person.
77. I've been called frigid.
78. I hate the way my voice sounds on Mango Radio. I don't sound like that.
79. I want to own a John Wayne Gacy Pogo the Clown painting.
80. I have an abnormal love of all things Law & Order.
81. I'm pro-choice but I don't think abortion should be a form of birth control.
82. I don't like settling for what's there and those who settle rather than strive.
83. I have no problem being wrong and saying I'm sorry.
84. I'm a Spock more than a Kirk.
85. I find Criss Angel incredibly sexy.
86. The Great Gatsby ruined me. Daisy seeks Gatsby and nothing less will do.
87. I only watch the end of Titanic from when the boat starts to sink.
88. I love Andrew Vachss, Michael Connelly, Ayn Rand and Umberto Eco.
89. I'm still pissed at A&E for canceling Nero Wolfe.
90. I've always wanted to drive in the mountains and see moonfaced idiot incest-bred hill people.
91. I'm trying to win the battle of quitting smoking.
92. I like to munch a bagel with peanut butter before bed.
93. I'm deathly afraid of Multiple Sclerosis.
94. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue (neat bar trick).
95. I like boots and spiked heels.
96. I'm equally comfortable whether at a black tie affair or kicking back in PJs and a ponytail.
97. I have flashed my breasts at a trucker on a highway.
98. I see the truth in people even when I'm not supposed to or invited to.
99. I can't resist memes and quizzes.
100. I truly do not believe anyone will read this.