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Monday, August 28, 2006
Cadaver Bone (do doo do do-do)
Has it really been 29 days already?
Crap.
Tomorrow I'm off to the much feared oral surgeon. I'll have to sign that horrible piece of paper that says should I die under anesthesia I understood the risk. Whoopee.
I've already got it all figured out should I die under anesthesia. Let the rest of the souls go wherever, I want to stay around and haunt people. Pure vindictiveness a la Casper. There's a long list of people who would have problems sleeping peacefully through the night.
BOO!
On the flip side there will be much pain I figure. Posts and pulls on both sides in the back, I'm going on the mashed potato and mush diet. Lime Jell-O to be eaten and not wrestled in.
Painkillers, I hope they give me something good. I don't like vicodin, last vicodin I took gave me the worst headache I've ever had. Hit me up with something potent though.
IV sedation has three benefits. One, those few seconds of complete gaga before passing out; Two, I sleep through all things unpleasant like the clueless chicken-shit I am; Three, that period of prolonged gaga when it's all over before the stuff wears off.
I have asked Darkstar not to let me near the station during this fugue state, I can only imagine the stuff I could possibly say. We'll see if I get past him or not.
I've been a bit MIA the past few days and things like the station site have to be put on hold for a few days until I see how much pain there is post-surgery so forgive me my transgressions and ignore the petunia pissing peon-nobody. Things are moving along just fine and yes, life happens. To everyone I owe email to, I'm doing the best I can!
Here's to painkillers and IV-induced gaga!
Step away from the mic, Kittyn.
Crap.
Tomorrow I'm off to the much feared oral surgeon. I'll have to sign that horrible piece of paper that says should I die under anesthesia I understood the risk. Whoopee.
I've already got it all figured out should I die under anesthesia. Let the rest of the souls go wherever, I want to stay around and haunt people. Pure vindictiveness a la Casper. There's a long list of people who would have problems sleeping peacefully through the night.
BOO!
On the flip side there will be much pain I figure. Posts and pulls on both sides in the back, I'm going on the mashed potato and mush diet. Lime Jell-O to be eaten and not wrestled in.
Painkillers, I hope they give me something good. I don't like vicodin, last vicodin I took gave me the worst headache I've ever had. Hit me up with something potent though.
IV sedation has three benefits. One, those few seconds of complete gaga before passing out; Two, I sleep through all things unpleasant like the clueless chicken-shit I am; Three, that period of prolonged gaga when it's all over before the stuff wears off.
I have asked Darkstar not to let me near the station during this fugue state, I can only imagine the stuff I could possibly say. We'll see if I get past him or not.
I've been a bit MIA the past few days and things like the station site have to be put on hold for a few days until I see how much pain there is post-surgery so forgive me my transgressions and ignore the petunia pissing peon-nobody. Things are moving along just fine and yes, life happens. To everyone I owe email to, I'm doing the best I can!
Here's to painkillers and IV-induced gaga!
Step away from the mic, Kittyn.
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