Monday, January 30, 2006

An Open Letter to a Seriously Disturbed Person

***Warning***

What lies behind Door Number One here is an open letter to a nasty moron.

It is not safe for work (or people who like people) and shows a level of hostility I don't often feel.

But it made me feel all tingly and warm inside to write it so that's why it's here.

You have been warned. Dear moron (AKA dickless wonder inbred goober fuckface),

Unlike you, I don't need to blather on Kyndig's board. I will however point out once and for all the many reasons I and so many others find you truly a laughable being whom the best part of ran down your mother's leg onto the table at birth.

Fact: You are a racist pig. You are the walking embodiment of the term "goober." Every time you opened your vile mouth on ToD it was to curse ALL Romanians. You compared them to dogs, you wished cancer on people's mothers, you insulted an entire country because in your delusional head you created a cadre of Romanians out to get you. All that is missing from you is the KKK hood, perhaps one of the Springer guests that seems to be right in your mentality level would lend you theirs.

Fact: You can't get along with anyone. Any time any act of discipline was taken against you, you went into your paranoid persecuted piss-fest. It's perfectly fine for you to call people child molesters, wish the same cancer on them and their family, curse at staff, think you had some right to be there. Wishing cancer on someone's family because you got PK'd in a game. Think about that, that's the very definition of deeply disturbed douchebag.

Fact: You sent 20 dollars, I am looking at the note you wrote with it right now. Your accusations of 'duping innocent kids' out of their money is comical. You're in your 20's, as my dad would say - "Childhood is over." Your brother is also on this note and last I checked, was still actively playing ToD. So let's do the math. That's 10 dollars and 5 years you've been on ToD. That comes to two dollars a year. My heart be still.

You chose to donate to help cover server costs the ONE time in 7 years I was having problems with the server costs. NOWHERE has it even been policy that donations entitle the donor to eternal life on ToD without getting nuked. If you honestly believed 2 dollars was enough to buy your safety you're more delusional than even I thought you were.

Where in your psychopathic head do you conceive you are entitled to your 10 bucks back? Try getting a job if you need money so badly. But you are not going to make false accusations. If you had anything worthwhile I would be considering legal actions against you for slander (as your accusations about my business ends of the blogs does fit nicely into the slander category) but I understand you're a goober with too many mental issues to have any semblance of a normal life so you swim in the hate and secretly burn with envy for anyone who knows how to love and smile. Get over it, dickwad.

Fact: Don't talk about WD either, you know nothing of WD. You made an idiot out of yourself ranting in defense of someone who A S K E D both Niss and myself if he could come back to WD and himself agrees the crap that happened over the Summer was dumb on his part. See, that's called normal. That's what sane people do who aren't blinded by mental disorders, self-hatred and the complete and utter lack of anything coming close to a life. He's back on WD, no one wants you anywhere.

Fact: Niss and I have been friends and allies for 7 years now. I have helped WD in the past with money, I have been a loyal friend to Niss, the mud is on my server. Yet the only pathetic tripe you can find to say is the usual "she slept her way to the top." Come on goober, even you can do better than that. Maybe you'd like to sleep with Niss and that's why you project on me, who knows how the mind of a lunatic works.

Fact: ToD is a much happier place without you. In fact, a new clan leader has stepped up and I don't think there's been a word of racial hatred spewed since we got rid of you. The cancer has been removed from the breast of ToD and you will never ever be back. For all your inflated self worth, no one misses you.

You are the essence of a 'hater' and a vile person who does nothing to improve the overall state of life on planet Earth. Have you ever contributed anything worthwhile to the world?

You are a disturbed and small mind who fancies himself both persecuted martyr and lawyer when in fact you look like a walking joke with a penis to anyone who has ever encountered you on the mud. Please, keep your diatribe going on Kyndig, you are an incredible source of publicity for me as people I don't even know comment on the salivating rabid dog-man on the boards. You're predictable as well as psychotic, the world has gotten used to your bi-annual meltdowns and rants.

I don't wish upon you the same disease and despair you wish on me, I'm content simply in the knowledge that you will never again have even the slightest bit of presence in my world. I'm content in the festering wound of hatred and psychosis being exorcised from my soul.

Now go fuck off and die.

Love,

Heatherlyn