Monday, August 28, 2006

Cadaver Bone (do doo do do-do)

Has it really been 29 days already?

Crap.

Tomorrow I'm off to the much feared oral surgeon. I'll have to sign that horrible piece of paper that says should I die under anesthesia I understood the risk. Whoopee.

I've already got it all figured out should I die under anesthesia. Let the rest of the souls go wherever, I want to stay around and haunt people. Pure vindictiveness a la Casper. There's a long list of people who would have problems sleeping peacefully through the night.

BOO!

On the flip side there will be much pain I figure. Posts and pulls on both sides in the back, I'm going on the mashed potato and mush diet. Lime Jell-O to be eaten and not wrestled in.

Painkillers, I hope they give me something good. I don't like vicodin, last vicodin I took gave me the worst headache I've ever had. Hit me up with something potent though.

IV sedation has three benefits. One, those few seconds of complete gaga before passing out; Two, I sleep through all things unpleasant like the clueless chicken-shit I am; Three, that period of prolonged gaga when it's all over before the stuff wears off.

I have asked Darkstar not to let me near the station during this fugue state, I can only imagine the stuff I could possibly say. We'll see if I get past him or not.

I've been a bit MIA the past few days and things like the station site have to be put on hold for a few days until I see how much pain there is post-surgery so forgive me my transgressions and ignore the petunia pissing peon-nobody. Things are moving along just fine and yes, life happens. To everyone I owe email to, I'm doing the best I can!

Here's to painkillers and IV-induced gaga!

Step away from the mic, Kittyn.

1. Good luck! What sorta surgery ‘re you having?

   Bobby McGee  on  08/28  at  06:11 PM

2. OK yer not gonna die..cause only the good die young..LOL

   Hope it’s not too bad...and OH PLEASE do a show on meds...c’mon that would rock and you know it!

   Debi  on  08/28  at  06:26 PM

3. Post’n’crowns… I like them so much I got two for myself.

   And… While theres haunting happening, can I book a few succubus visits?

    on  08/28  at  08:34 PM

4. When i went in for my biopsy, the anestesiologist stuck me, told me i’d feel a burning sensation in my hand.  I said “Yeah, i can feel it” then i woke up in the recovery room.  Don’t worry about the surgury, everything will go great and you’ll have some fun drugs to play with.

   TreemanX  on  08/28  at  09:36 PM

5. HA! your blog is super cute.

   Joydivision  on  08/29  at  08:44 AM

6. Good Luck.

   jeckles  on  08/29  at  09:03 AM

7. Get well soon

   SEV  on  08/29  at  11:28 PM

8. Did you survive? *hug*
   Hope all is well at the Kittyn house this evening.

   aka_monty  on  08/29  at  11:37 PM

9. Ouch! Hope it’s more gaga than painful! Looks like you’ll have to stay away from those lobster pop thingies for a while! Happy thoughts.

   Rachey  on  08/30  at  06:53 AM

10. poor kittyn. Get better soon and good luck.

    katkat  on  08/30  at  09:57 AM

11. I hope it went well and you’re gladly doped up and recovering well today!

    Kel  on  08/30  at  12:10 PM

12. Get well soon, Webkittyn.  We know you will be ok (well as close as you were to begin with, hah.

     on  08/30  at  09:02 PM

13. I just finished with an Oral Surgeon episode-hope things went well.

    Thomas  on  09/01  at  09:31 AM

14. Ooof...I quit reading peoples blogs and I miss all the important stuff!

    Hope you’re good, and the post surgical pain killers are working wonders.

    YummY!  on  09/01  at  02:25 PM
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