Friday, March 31, 2006

Crap!  I Forgot a Birthday!

This one is in Dumbasses because I am the dumbass!

Kelly! I didn't say happy birthday or post anything or send a dopey e-card! I totally spazzed and lost the days and I am a D U M B A S S.

I also didn't get a gift out on time but there's one coming.

Damn, how the hell did I forget? All this cursed clean country air..

Happy happy late birthday laaaaaaaaaaaaaady!

1. I figure it belongs in Dumbasses cause I am a master one! I wasn’t around for more than 10 seconds on my birthday and you’ve every excuse to lose track of time, I do it often enough in my normal life let alone when I’m enjoying time away. All the same, thank you for the wishes, and you know a gift wasn’t necessary (EE counts for, like, 10 in my book) but thank you twice and I’ll let you know when it’s arrived.

   Kel  on  03/31  at  10:02 PM

2. No warballysnorballybulloneyextriodiary,

   You still have time to remember my birthday.

   Geez, I forgot it, but my almost 60 year old retarded twin brother reminded me that our birthday is April the Sixth.

   That will be the title of the next book I write and throw away.

   So, between me and my older brother we have mingled for 120 years.

   Just the thought of that makes me humble, especially since we take such pride in forgetting our birthday.

   Oh, it 1946, April 6th, and if you backtrack to my real birth day it was winter of 1945, in the land of the free.

   Yes, finally Mom and Dad had time to forget about the war, and the work they had to do to guarentee the victory for America. Yes they had a moment of…

   And me and my brother became baby boomers......

   Yuk.

   I wish I could have been born in a time of peace, but then again, there has never been peace, and there is none on the horizon.

   webloafer  on  04/06  at  04:20 AM
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