Saturday, July 29, 2006

Feeeeed Meeeee!

These Pizza Hut commercials are killing me.

It's a good thing Pizza Hut doesn't deliver here. I can only imagine. Delirious dumbass orders way too much pizza, details at 11.

Right now it's all about the cherries. I think I've eaten half a pound of cherries. I'm going through them slowly though, I have to make sure I stop to tie a knot in every single stem with my tongue. Yes, it's one of the few stupid human tricks I'm really good at. That and dangling a spoon off of my nose and continuing on like nothing is there.

This is the hump for me, the next few hours. If I can make it to midnight I'll catch that second wind but right now my ass is dragging.

Food. Something besides cherries and stems. A turkey and cheese sandwich on rye, that sounds good.

Man. Utopia is talking about cornbread. I could go for some cornbread.

Yah. It's time for real food. Then a devil dog.

1. LOL as I read this I am eating a slice of pinapple and ham pizza…
   if I could I would send you some.

   katkat  on  07/29  at  07:45 PM

2. My sister works at Pizza Hut!

   ANO  on  07/29  at  07:46 PM

3. call me crazy, am I the only one NOT interested in eating right now?

   Jess  on  07/29  at  07:58 PM

4. I just had some pizza.

   And it was good.

   jeckles  on  07/29  at  08:04 PM
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