Saturday, June 17, 2006

For Scotty So He’ll Come Out of Denial - My ‘You’re Hooked’ Check-List

I was talking with a friend earlier and now I'm laughing at him. Yes Scotty, you. HA.

You see, my friend is infatuated with a charming female I shan't name. Enamoured with. Taken by. Besmitten. And in complete and utter denial. He knows I had no intention of letting this go, to see a career bachelor so captivated makes me giggle like a child.

My dear friend. I have compiled for you a check-list.

**How long after waking up do you find yourself thinking about her?
**Do you find yourself thinking about her without even realising you're doing it?
**Do every day objects that meant nothing before suddenly remind you of something she said or did?
**Do you spend more time thinking of her than you'll admit to anyone?
**Have thoughts of her aroused you?
**Have you undressed her in your mind?
**Have you played out a sex scene with her in your mind?
**Have you masturbated while thinking of her or the scene(s) in your mind?
**Are you reminded of her when you hear certain songs?
**Have you spent time looking into things that interest her, the things she likes?
**Do you find yourself looking over at your email to see if she has written?
**Does your attachment to her scare you?
**Does she make you feel better, make life generally better when she is around you?

I neither want or need to know the answers, I already do! HA! I'd say you've got at least 11 out of 13 there, my hooked amigo. Admit it and go tell her how you feel, you might be pleasantly surprised.

I offer this list up to the rest of the world, too. Check yourself against the person who has your attention and see how bad you've got it.

HA! HA, I say. HA!

1. Enamoured with, taken by, besmitten? What about infatuated?

   Milt  on  06/17  at  09:11 PM

2. I used infatuated up at the beginning, I didn’t want to repeat it!

   Good to see you around here again!

   WebKittyn  on  06/17  at  10:16 PM

3. Funny, your name kept popping up in my mind..

   

   Maybe not the sex scenes.
   Or maybe not JUST you in the sex scenes. LOL

   aka_monty  on  06/18  at  12:23 PM

4. Monty - It must have been the ball gag!

   WebKittyn  on  06/18  at  12:57 PM

5. *reviews checklist*
   *blinks*
   *coughs* Moving on…

   Coyote  on  06/19  at  10:14 AM

6. Coyote - Details!  We want details!

   WebKittyn  on  06/19  at  12:52 PM
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