Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I Would Make A Crappy Chicken

I would not make a good chicken.

I've got this egg. See my egg.



I'm supposed to leave it in the bowl, sit on it and nurture it and let it hatch on its own.

I can't wait.

I keep poking it instead of sitting on it.

Look, even the Captain got involved.



If it doesn't hatch shortly I'm going to crack it with the Captain.

How do the chickens do it?



**Addendum**

As quirky as I am, even I don't try and hatch an actual egg. I'm not sure what this is, the Great Roman Emperor Gotardus found it at Walgreens and knew it was the sort of thing a dumbass like myself would sit and stare at for hours until it hatched. I have no idea what's inside but it better be cute and I hope it's pink.

1. I’m confused by your egg, and why its posted in dumbasses.

   Then again I’m easily confused.

   YummY!  on  06/13  at  04:48 PM

2. You’ve got a point.  I should clarify that.

   Thank you.

   WebKittyn  on  06/13  at  04:49 PM

3. Welcome to my life. *pokes belly* Very, very interesting...and at Walgreens?? I just may have to swing by and see if there are any such oddities are the one down the road…

   Kel  on  06/13  at  08:57 PM

4. I see. So if you are a chicken, you will poke your eggs instead of sitting on them. But if you are a chicken, then I’m sure you will know that poking is not the right thing to do, and that you would sit on them instead. Am I making sense here? Good thing, I am a rooster. LOLZ.

   Neil Crespi  on  06/13  at  09:14 PM

5. wal-greens is one of the best places to find weird stuff.  i especially
   like the horrible plastic bonzai plants our local one stocks.

   good luck with your mystery egg!

   malfouka  on  06/14  at  12:01 AM

6. Hee hee, I just typed my URL as BRIAN-soup.
   Yum yum, let’s hear it for cannibalism.

   I hope it doesn’t crack open to reveal one of those half-formed thingies they make the contestants on Fear Factor eat…
   Ick.

   And stop stealing people off my blogroll...I saw you at Jill’s today. heehee (just kiddin’, I know I have excellent taste)

   aka_monty  on  06/14  at  12:41 AM

7. Personally, I’d be hoping for a little face hugger.

   But that’s just me.

   Meathe  on  06/14  at  09:42 AM

8. Maybe it’s one of those bird eating lizard thingies that they had on the Simpsons.

   Or maybe it’s a miniature Godzilla!!!

   Deb  on  06/14  at  12:14 PM

9. Being in a bowl of water, I sure hope whatever it is can swim too.

   Bunny  on  06/14  at  10:50 PM
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