Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Immortal Pez Porn Talk

This is one of those vile, crass moments on the MUD between staff that I like to record for posterity.

It's behind a cut because it's a tad crude. Yes, even Meathe gets crude and we all know I'm crude.

Here's some crude. I'm the 'you.' All that was missing was the Pigeon and the Dawg.

Oaklore says [IRL] 'Kali says [IRL] 'Bend over, let me give you a pez.''

Oaklore says [IRL] 'You say [IRL] 'you're hung like a pez?''

Oaklore says [IRL] 'Kali says [IRL] 'I am.''

Oaklore says [IRL] 'You say [IRL] 'tiny, but candy flavored''

Meathe says [IRL] 'I'm all for that kind of thing.'

Oaklore blinks innocently.

You say [IRL] 'A pez up the ass?'

Meathe says [IRL] 'No.'

Meathe says [IRL] 'I was just wondering how many more men would find a clitoris if it was pez flavoured.'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'can't say i've had too much trouble, but it might make things slightly more fun'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'as long as theres no creepy head thing to flip up...'

You say [IRL] 'what the fuck, where's the pez-flavoured jizz?'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'oh boy'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'just flip this head up'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'a few times'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'and it'll come out eventually'

You say [IRL] 'No, it doesn't taste like pez.'

Meathe says [IRL] 'I better say something else, then.'

Oaklore says [IRL] 'make it good'

Meathe says [IRL] 'I've heard pinapple juice makes it taste better.'

Meathe says [IRL] 'I cannot vouch for that, however.'

1. Anyone else find it ironic theres two “stickys” above this post?

   TreemanX  on  11/21  at  07:42 PM

2. LMAO… That conversation plays just like it woulda if I had been there… but with me snickering in the background.

    on  11/22  at  12:17 AM

3. Just for the record, and of no great importance… there’s a line missing.

   Just before:
   “I better say something else, then.”, Kali/Webkittyn said “I’m posting this” or similar.

   Not that it changes anything much.

   And I shall never think of Pez in the same way again. Like Skittles.

    on  11/22  at  10:35 AM

4. Hmm, this is what I miss is it? One by one, our favorite candy treats are turned into something… more fun perhaps.

   Coyote  on  11/22  at  03:11 PM

5. Wait until you see what we did with the Snickers bar

   TreemanX  on  11/22  at  04:38 PM

6. wow....I don’t feel so bad now about SleepingBeauty’s radio show now…

   I love it!

   *goes to find some Pez*

   Debi  on  11/22  at  06:03 PM

7. Didn’t Marianne Faithfull do the snickers bar thing?

    on  11/23  at  12:52 AM
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