Saturday, February 05, 2005

In all fairness

I can't really rag the OC and its lack of anything of any substance without including special disdain for the worst of the worst. Desperate Housewives.

Let's take a gaggle of B list actresses with implants, put them in yuppie scumville (Wisteria? Come on, get real) and we can toss in all the tits and sex and lack of thought that America so badly craves.

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh....

I just saw some positively pathetic reporter on the red carpet and he actually said "Oh my GOD, I'm with Nicolette Sheridan!" Who the HELL is Nicolette Sheridan? She's never done anything substantial but she's got them there synthetic boobs and she's a desperate housewife! Hey Nicolette, go stand next to Charlize Theron or Angelina Jolie, you look like a skag.

Yug.

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