Monday, July 11, 2005

Ode to Danielle

As I was going through the Shitbooks the other day I came upon one of the more amusing stunts we pulled..

Stealing Bubit's car...

Bubit (aka Mary Cockknocker - CB stuff) was Danielle's boyfriend at the time. Let's say he was sufficiently
.... whipped.

I had had my very first accident, got mad at an island at the exit ramp and decided to run my car onto it making a sharp turn at 60 MPH (the first and last time my dumb ass drove drunk). My car was out of commission for a while and we wanted to go out.

Danielle told Bubit we were going out for an hour so he said fine. We got Fay and off to Morris Park we went to hunt the wild elusive Vinny-beast.

Five hours later as we sit in the Bronx hunting Vinny and hanging with oddities with names like "Penetrator" and "Tomcat" and other nefarious handles we hear Bubit.

Bubit is pissed. Bubit is angry. Bubit wants his car and he wants it NOW. Bubit is ranting and raving and we are all laughing. The Vinny hunt continues, howyadoin?

Somewhere around 5 am after the mandatory stop at 7-11 to harass the dude behind the counter and buy enough junk food to satiate Sally Struthers, I dropped Danielle and Fay off and took Bubit's car back to my house for the night.

Needless to say one mighty pissed Cockknocker came early the next day to rescue his big yellow MOPAR beast. He tried to be tough but you just couldn't take him with any seriousness, the dude let 3 chicks steal his car and run around chasing Vinnys all night.

Those were the days, my friend..

1. LMFAO.  Thank God they didnt have cel phones then.  He probably would have found us. He was furious.. But mostly at me his precious “girlfriend”. He never forgave me for that stunt. He is still probably pissed at me for stealing his precious “charger” I am laughing so hard right now that I cannot see.. You forgot a bit of that story Webkitten.  One of Bubit’s friends(Dave) happened to see us crusing through hudson park and so thoughtfully called him at home screaming about how rude it was of Bubit to just drive past and not stop.  Needless to say the next day when he called he was so pissed he couldn’t even speak.. I think he even hung up on me.  How dare his girlfriend steal his car with her friends to go joyriding looking for Italian men.. lol.. I somehow managed to lie my way out of that, but he never did forgive me.  Years later he ended up crashing that car on the FDR drive with his then Girlfriend I believe her name was Joanne.  He blamed me for that as well.. Poor Steve he endured so much.  That man adored me and I treated him so bad..  Ahh the things we learn as we grow older…
   Those were definately the days my friend....

    on  07/12  at  12:41 AM

2. Saw the hole and he fell through it.. Bubit..  That poor guy… Put up with so much.  I think i scarred him for life.. No, in fact I know I did. I don’t think he ever got married. Last I heard he hadn’t.  He was probably afraid one of them would be like me.  I cannot believe the shit that I pulled.. What’s even sadder is that I got away with it all. Ohh the stories we could tell.  I’m so ashamed of myself..

   D~

    on  07/12  at  12:57 AM
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