Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Oh, The Pain… The Pain…

Yes, that was a Dr. Smith reference. I admit it here, I had a crush on Dr. Smith when I was a small child.

I was once asked what my super-hero power would be if I could have just one super-hero power. I don't remember what I picked, I think it was mind control or something like that.

I'd like to change my vote.

If I could have just one little super-hero power it would be the ability to turn myself into a man for one week a month and escape the evil that is the killer ovaries from hell and their rampaging monthly assaults. Just for one week a month to be able to zap whatever it is I would zap and poof! I'm a man!

I don't know what I would do with myself for that week as a man but I know I would be agony-free. Then after a week I could just do the zap thing again and go back to spiked heels and pink things.

Unfortunately I do not have this power.

Dear world.

Please excuse Kittyn for a few days as she remains on the couch whining like a pro and cursing the fates that made her female.

Thank you.

1. If I was a man for a week, I’d spend the time masturbating so I could see what it was really like from that side of the coin.

   aka_monty  on  03/29  at  02:20 PM

2. poor kittyn, we like you as a woman

   and monty, you’de work yourself into a penile dry heave

    on  03/29  at  05:11 PM

3. I am so sorry! I really feel your pain today! Eat lots of twizlers! And watch clue that will cheer you up.

   katkat  on  03/30  at  07:57 AM

4. I don’t think you’d enjoy being a man even for a week, honestly. Being a man involves an awful lot of effort for fantastically little immediate reward. (It’s one reason why so many men are porn and video game addicts.) With that said, I know I’d make a pretty lame girl, so I think I’ll stick with the equipment I came with. Hang in there!

   InRussetShadows  on  04/03  at  07:57 PM
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