WebKittyn Warbles

 

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Panic in the city.


Oh get over it, yuppies.

Reporter to Mayor Mike yesterday: "Do you think the stores will run out of necessities like milk and bread?"

Yes, you fear mongering piece of yuppie scum. All the stores will be emptied and you will be forced to eat your young.

Great advice was dispensed: Find a place to stay in the city so you don't have to commute. Erm, dipshit? It's Christmas in NY city, every hotel from the Waldorf to the Cheez-inn has been booked for MONTHS.

Oh, the panic! The world will meet its end if the cubicle dwelling yuppie rodents can't make it in to work! What ever will we do?

Get the fuck over it. Get over yourself and try something new - spend the fucken day being a parent. Take your kid somewhere, so see Narnia or something.

This mass hysteria makes me ill and it makes me laugh. Get a real problem you yuppie freak.

Snow is coming, I'm hoping for the mother of all blizzards on top of the approaching strike.

I want to see yuppies eat their young.
Warbled by WebKittyn at 10:28 am in
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  1. Well Well Well.

    It’s 1.30 am and I just got my sorry ass out of bed to do some Blogging - and this entry made me giggle. Well done WK, and thanks wink

    Mmmm, commuter flesh...just what you need in the mornings.

    Seraphim  on  12/15  at  07:34 PM
  2. They actually asked the mayor that?  As I always say we northern folk love to laugh at this shit, they’re saying 6 inches to a foot up here, and we just shrug, brush our cars off and go to work, while its 0’F outside.

    I will admit that the snow in the city is bad, cause you guys have no place to put it, and we have way too many places to shove it.

     on  12/15  at  10:27 PM
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