WebKittyn Warbles
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Pedophiles …. in …. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
I have an idea.
I'm torn on the whole space program, especially with the recent problems. Just seems odd to me to worry about sending people into space when there are so many kids in America who are starving and running around without shoes.
That said, were I in charge of such decisions, this is what I would do.
It's been shown that a space station can work. Ok, good.
Let's take that space station and put it to good use. What sort of good use? Why I have an answer!
A pedophile colony! Yes, you heard me, pervs in space. Take all the kiddie diddlers and ship their asses off to space. We don't need the cost of correction officers, they're not going to escape and get back to Earth and if they want to shank each other on the sly and shag each other in the showers, that's their thing.
Money would also be saved on food. Rig up some machines so they can't eat all the freeze-dried mush at once and don't worry about cooks or daily cooking.
Really the only cost would be getting them there but it's a small cost in comparison to a lifetime in a prison. This would also free up space in the prisons and perhaps allow us as a society to re-vamp the prison system because it sure as shit aint workin' now. Pedophiles cannot be saved or fixed or cured so let's put them someplace out of the way and try to save those who can be saved and stop putting first time pot dealers in cells with hardened criminals.
Can't put them on an island, they can get off islands, we've all seen Escape from Alcatraz. Space makes sense. Perhaps we could even come up with some sort of cost-efficient one way shuttle, who knows.
This way they don't get out. They don't get lucky when dealing with a judge who shouldn't be a judge and get let back out to go after another kid. Space.
Think about it.
Down with kiddie diddlers. Up with sending them into deep space.
Oh, if only I ruled the world!
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You totally won me over from the Kansas (Escape from New York) moated idea. Though I am still torn if sawing Florida off and setting it adrift with them on it were an option.
They sure would make great crater stuffers on the moon though.
Navarre on 08/07 at 02:48 AM -
Good to see you still have your spunk after 17 hours…
Shitty Blogs Unite!!!
Mango on 08/07 at 03:03 AM -
Yah, I’m picking up now, I always seem to spring to life after 1 AM.
And you’re very interesting, I keep almost missing my posting deadline because I’m reading your stuff!
We’re not just shitty, we’re spunky!
WK on 08/07 at 03:05 AM -
Brillant idea!!!
I took a shower, and I’m more awake now…
autumn on 08/07 at 03:26 AM -
I’ve got this weird internal clock thing going on, no matter how tired I am when it gets into the wee hours I’m wide awake and ready to go.
I’m not complaining, I’m having more fun with it now..
WK on 08/07 at 03:28 AM
<-- Steal me!
