WebKittyn Warbles
Friday, June 02, 2006
Prerequisites to Bedding the Kittyn
As discussed on the WebKittyn Wednesday on Mango Radio Show.
I hear "WebKittyn, send me a picture." "WebKittyn, I think I love you." "WebKittyn, have my children." All of this is fun and flattering but let's cut to the chase. Sex is easy. Anyone can go out and get laid. Sex purely for the act is simple. I detest anything simple. I like a challenge. I'm a complicated creature. I present a challenge and I like a challenge.
With that in mind, I came up with some prerequisites to bedding the Kittyn. Perhaps I seek too much and perhaps I shall never have sex again but I'll take that risk.
This is also not an invitation. I'm not looking for sex, this is not an advertisement. Worry about stimulating my mind before anything else.
Hair. Hair is important to me, I have a hair thing. Straight dark hair is the biggest lure but as long as there is hair on the head that's a good thing.
A Good Voice. What could be worse than leaning over to look deep in the eyes of your lover after a wondrous session of camel sex and he has a horrid voice. That will not do.
Read The Great Gatsby. He has to get it. The greatest love story ever told. I want to be his Daisy.
Read Moby Dick. When I break into random bursts of "CALL ME ISHMAEL," he needs to know who Ishmael is. Appreciation of this classic work and the history its based on earns much respect.
Politically aware, world aware. I'm a political whore and a news junkie. I don't care how goodlooking he is, if he's dumb as a stump or ruled by apathy it's not going to happen.
Open minded to what's important to me. Like Dark Zen and golf and serial killers. He doesn't have to like Dark Zen or golf or serial killers but he needs to understand the things that make me who I am.
Genuine interest. Someone who really wants to get to know me will spend time reading the blog, trying to find out as much as they can about me. I want that level of intrigue.
Clearheaded. I'm way past the point in my life where I need to be drunk to cut loose, be wild or have a good time. I don't want a blithering idiot who needs artificial stimulants.
Willing to share. When it comes to sex, I need to know what's what. If he doesn't like something, if he does like something - I want to know. None of this wishy washy I can't talk about sex crap.
Emotional Sex. He understands the necessity of emotion in sex for it to matter. The intensity that only comes with emotional sex.
Moderately kinky. I have a pretty creative mind and a freaky streak. He needs to be able to free his mind and have a daring side. Male dominants need not even bother, I'm not up for taming.
The Priest thing. He must be willing to dress like a priest and go with me to a cemetery for under a full moon for cemetery sex. Not on a grave, that's disrespectful. Just in the cemetery.
SHOES! Must love shoes. Must appreciate the power of the pump. Must understand the wonder of the spiked heel.
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I knew you were out of my league…
I just had no idea by how much…
(where the hell is my library card...)
jeckles on 06/02 at 08:49 AM -
Never out of your league! You get bedding rights regardless of the prerequisites.
WebKittyn on 06/02 at 12:46 PM -
Damn, you totally had me until the end...must love shoes??!!?? Oh well, for the rest, I can fake it ;0D
Mike on 06/04 at 02:44 AM -
Mike- You don’t have to WEAR the shoes, just be there to carry the packages whilst shoe-shopping and be willing to tell me over and over how good the legs look in them!
Woo! A new friend who links *and* comments. Life is good.
WebKittyn on 06/04 at 02:35 PM -
Yeah and like she said you must be interested in Genuine.
Genuine on 06/05 at 04:59 PM -
Ah, dear Genuine Jim.
Why are all of the good ones married or spoken for?
WebKittyn on 06/05 at 05:11 PM -
Carrying the packages, I can do. Admiring your legs (and all other parts WebKittyn), I can do. But I *cannot* be held responsible for what all of that turns into.....
Mike on 06/06 at 04:22 PM -
Only upon reading your list did I realize that my male muse has become my Daisy. Thanks, WebKittyn.
Jill on 06/12 at 05:17 PM -
The Great Gatsby is one of the BEST books I’ve ever read. Evereverever. I LOVE American Literature...Brit Lit’s okay; I love Dickens, but I’m partial to American Lit. Moby Dick was so boring...well, the length, Webkittyn, not the story...haha the story was interesting…
I’m not making a pass at you, dearie. I’m fifteen. haha. I’m talking about BOOKS. haha.
Bobby McGee on 08/09 at 01:37 AM -
Hey Kitty you obviously enjoy a little intellectual stimuli wich is well respected on this end.
God knows I can not deal with a lover that I can’t talk to,that is such a turn off.
What is sexy to me is a woman who is on the same intellectual plane AND is able to open up to the hidden freak
that lies in us all.Good sex is not about the same old thing but the willingness to open up and let loose
To really get on that physical sensual level where the slightest touch feels so good.
Yet truely opening up and enjoying yourself i find comes with a higher level
of itellect. Yes I like the being well read part also i love to talk to my mate about books i have read
as well as therories of my own about every day subjects but when you get that blank stair in
return that kinda kills the feeling of -OH YEAH!!!I want this girl so bad right now in as many ways as we can
think to do it!!!
There is none of those after you try to have good stimulating conversation yet you get
(uh yeah in return and you sense that they are not getting you so you ask their
oppinion and you get (uhm I don’t know ?? ) After that you are just feeling as if you are
having sex with a invalid and you feel alone even when with them.
You have to be on a close enough level to really feel each other.
Thanks for the food Beau.on 09/04 at 10:38 AM
<-- Steal me!
