WebKittyn Warbles
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Raise Shields Now, Captain!
Well I was feeling perky and chipper and festive and dare I say even good this afternoon. Got the Secret Santa names picked, I was feeling the hoho mojo.
And then it all went to Hell. One random sentence of unpleasantness from an unpleasant person was enough to take that good mood and send it soaring. Because one person with a bad attitude feels it's their right to snap the second they hear something questionable. You know snapping, that edgy clipped tone just dripping with hostility.
This will not do.
As of this moment I am raising the special shields. The shields that will guard me from the (too) many (sad) human beings who walk this earth incapable of being pleasant or just shutting up or pissing on petunias or spouting their holiday hate or smugly lamenting how they are so much better than the rest of the world, how horrid it is they must walk the earth amongst so many commoners.
It is a choice and a decision to be miserable all the time and it is a choice and a decision to expose myself to these sorts of people. I have a tendency to make bad decisions, the shields will take care of that for me and buffer it all away so I hear none of it.
The shields only last about a month through the holiday season, I think it's safe to raise them.
As an early preventive measure I decorated this blog in the most sickeningly cheery holiday look I could handle myself. I'm quite pleased with it and I sincerely hope it turns the stomach or two of any of the above mentioned sorts of people.
To the ones who just cannot be nice - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who live just to talk shit - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who smugly lament how superior to everyone they are - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who take joy in the mockery of others - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who think the world is here to suffer because they had a bad day - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who believe they are fit to pass judgment on everyone else - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who break promises and embrace lies - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who bleed from the cross at every simple move they make - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who take friends when they need them and discard them like trash when they don't - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who hate and spout their hate unsolicited and unwanted - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who hurt for sport - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who veil their own misery by making everyone else miserable - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the ones who mock the dreams and piss on the petunias - Merry Christmas, piss off.
To the pompous.
To the empty.
To the smug.
To the self-righteous.
To the cruel.
To the petty.
To the fakes.......
Merry Christmas, piss off.
This house is clean for the holidays.
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Merry Christmas indeed.
SEV on 12/04 at 05:59 PM -
Someone has a large bladder
TreemanX on 12/04 at 06:15 PM -
But I like it all festive and ho ho ho-like...it’s cheery...isn’t that what you were going for? LOL
I am mean sometimes, does that mean I have to piss off?
Debi on 12/05 at 07:43 PM -
To heck with petunia pissers. This time of year is about loving those that deserve it, and celebrating the happiness you find in your friends and family. If someone can’t live with that, may they go find a lemon to suck on!
Hey there Mr Petunia Pisser, Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!
Coyote, the Xmas Doggeh
Coyote on 12/06 at 08:31 PM -
Aww I like your blog look
Andrea on 12/07 at 07:23 AM
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