Sunday, July 30, 2006

Short Fairy Tale

Many many years ago in a land far away from here, there lived a friendly dumbass with great shoes.

This friendly dumbass was a decent being to be around and she meant well, she really did.

But she had a problem. She tried to please too many people, be all things to everyone.

And in doing so failed on all counts ending up with the well-intentioned dumbass with the great shoes being all things to no one and nothing to everyone.

At this point the fair friendly dumbass went out to the pond and kissed a frog who promptly turned into the big bad wolf who proceeded to make dinner out of the friendly dumbass.

The end.

1. If you’re talking about me...I do NOT have great shoes.
   If you’re talking about you...you’re not a dumbass and I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says differently. *big hug*

   aka_monty  on  07/30  at  03:40 AM

2. Me thinks this friendly kittyn (I refuse to say dumbass in regards to you) needs to eat her way out of the big, bad wolf and then proceed to give the wolf a swift kick to the gonads. *smiles sweetly*

   Binary Blonde  on  07/30  at  03:43 AM
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