Sunday, August 29, 2004

The Best Thing on TV…..

...isn't even an actual TV show.

It's an infomercial sort of thing, a 30 minute televangelist doing his thing. Which usually would prompt me to instantly
change the channels except for the dude's name...

Ready?

Peter Popoff. Father Peter Popoff.

I kid you not.

The first time I ever saw Father Popoff I was flipping around and before I could change the channel the announcer yelled out "Let Father Peter Popoff touch you" and I thought I was hearing things. "Father Popoff wants to touch you..." Oh hell no, Father Popoff is not touching me. Back off, Popoff.

This guy has an acutal ministry, he's for real... Well, as real as any of them can be but there he is with his wife, the lovely Mrs. Popoff talking about touching you! If you're of the pious, you can have the Rev. Popoff send you some of his miracle oil. *coughs* Ok, Father Peter Popoff wants to touch me with his mineral oil?? What the.........

So, yah. If any of you ever have the opportunity to witness Father Peter Popoff on tv, don't turn it the second you see it. Listen for a few minutes, it's worth it.

Amen.

1. so which channel is he on?

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