WebKittyn Warbles

Pre-nap prattle. It's the rain, I blame the rain in Spain staying mainly on the plain.

Turn on: Good hair
Turn off: No hair

Turn on: Pierced ear
Turn off: Pierced anything else

Turn on: Eyes with depth
Turn off: Eyes on Prozac

Turn on: A man dressed in all black
Turn off: A man in a speedo

Turn on: The Priest look
Turn off: Wannabe Vampire look

Turn on: Thigh high spiked heel leather boots
Turn off: Platform shoes

Turn on: Humility
Turn off: Assuming because I'm female I enjoy receiving
oral sex, talk of how skilled a man is with his tongue.

Turn on: Him playing the acoustic guitar
Turn off: Him playing death metal on an electric guitar

Turn on: Cold weather
Turn off: Hot weather

Turn on: Rain and Snow
Turn off: Sweat

Turn on: Men who know their place
Turn off: Domineering men (yah, right. Try it.)

Turn on: Flannel
Turn off: Wife-beaters (the shirt, not the act)

Turn on: Intelligence
Turn off: Apathy

Turn on: A bit of the kink inside
Turn off: Beat me, whip me, pee on me, make me bleed.

Turn on: Fantasy Enacting
Turn off: Being asked to call him "daddy."

Turn on: Willingness to experiment
Turn off: Missionary, missionary, missionary

Turn on: Sexual activity mixed with emotion
Turn off: Sex for sex alone

Turn on: Whipped cream and chocolate sauce
Turn off: Oysters

Ok, the mind just went blank.