WebKittyn Warbles
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Holy Blood Pressure, Batman
I just learned today when I had my first seizure in March and went to the hospital I don't remember my blood pressure was 300/290.
Jesus.
At least I've got it all figured out now as to exactly what happened to me.
The stitches come out in the next week or so, that's going to hurt. They're starting to embed in my arm and there's 50 of them, they're going to have to either sedate my ass or shoot my arm with the same stuff they used for the nerve block that numbed my whole arm into a feelingless lump.
Then after they deem the surgery site healed and successfully manage to do 3 dialysis sessions with the needles and the graft the nasty ass catheter comes out. SHOWER.
I've decided I'm going to ask them if I can have the catheter after they take it out. If I ever get married I shall give it to my intended as a token. As Meathe said, nothing says love like medical waste. Here honey, I have a gift for you.
Yep yep.
Jesus.
At least I've got it all figured out now as to exactly what happened to me.
The stitches come out in the next week or so, that's going to hurt. They're starting to embed in my arm and there's 50 of them, they're going to have to either sedate my ass or shoot my arm with the same stuff they used for the nerve block that numbed my whole arm into a feelingless lump.
Then after they deem the surgery site healed and successfully manage to do 3 dialysis sessions with the needles and the graft the nasty ass catheter comes out. SHOWER.
I've decided I'm going to ask them if I can have the catheter after they take it out. If I ever get married I shall give it to my intended as a token. As Meathe said, nothing says love like medical waste. Here honey, I have a gift for you.
Yep yep.
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